Today is talk like a pirate day.

The Pirate alphabet is short. AIO and S. Pirates contrary to popular opinion do not go to sea, do not pillage or steal, and carry no grudges. They are pirates only because of the way they talk.

There was only ever one Pirate in all of history: Robert Newton. He defined the pirate legacy of pistols, peg legs, pronunciation and parrots.

There was never another pirate after him. The Pirate of all pirates.