More talent in action.

It always amazes me the young talent that is out there. Hope you enjoy!

Getting a "groove on"!

This is for sure a pet but is still cool!

I hope to retire here!

It is not that I do not like the United States but the economy here for trying to live on social security. We already have a house here so will be mortgage free for one thing. Also have family here as well. I have never been but looks like as close to the US as I can get and still be able to afford to live. Wife is there visiting as I write. I hope to go one day for sure.

Twinkies are coming back!! Yea!

Reaction over the Zimmerman trial

I can't help but wonder why people keep going on and on about the verdict in the George Zimmerman trial. Whether he is guilty or innocent, I have no idea. I realize that the criminal justice system can be flawed at times and the prosecution did leave out some important evidence...but...the scenario or "what if it was a black man that had killed a white boy?" I can't help but remember the verdict coming down in the O.J.Simpson trial. The news videos showing people cheering, jumping, screaming, celebrating and having an out and out party! I guess it is ok for a rich black man to kill two white people and get away with it. The white man has kept them down...right? The criminal mind did indeed catch up with him though and he ended up in prison anyway and if Zimmerman is guilty will more than likely end up the same way. The racist thing is a load of crap though with these scenarios being protested. We already know the reaction of a black man killing a white.....let's party! Get a life people. Go back to saving the gay whales or carrying your signs in front of the Capital supporting abortion, although it is a shame your mothers did not have the same viewpoint and we could be delivered from seeing your boring selves on the television with your little signs. Go hug a tree or something...I don't care.

Charge your iPhone in One Minute!

The language in this video is a little rough and I also would not suggest doing this...but is interesting nonetheless. There is another video depicting the microwave flashing strongly and does not show the cell afterwards. If you choose to try this and it messes up your phone...don't blame me. This is for entertainment only and I found it ridiculously amusing.

I have to laugh !

People still telling me they don't think it will work.


Denial in the face of evidence. No wonder people stay poor. 


Passing
Over
Opportunity
Repeatedly

Personally, I woke with a smile on my face because today ... Like every day ... Somebody is drinking coffee. We get paid when its our coffee. 

It can be your as well. Check it out here!

"Yuck-Yuck" Time

A woman goes to the doctor with the complaint that everywhere on her body hurt when she touched it. The doctor asked her where it hurt and she said..."Everywhere!" She touched her ankle and screamed. She touched her leg and again she screamed. She touched her forehead and screamed in pain. The doctor said, "Ok, ok..that is enough. Let me think about this for a second." He then told her..."I know what is wrong...you have broken your finger!"

Chuckle-isms

Movies are just too darn LOUD!!

Do you remember the Tiny Toons spoof of THX?  THUD “The audience is now deaf”  If not, here it  is!
 


It was a joke about how loud the intros were becoming as theaters showed off their latest and greatest sound systems. Well, thing have gone too far!! I am no wimp when it comes to high decibels – I spent most of my youth inadvertently creating tinnitus. Seriously though… these movies are now just insanely loud. I walk out with a headache after just about every action/adventure flick and it is getting to where the comedies are even cranked too high. I really didn’t start thinking about it until my son got a headache from the last two movies. This CAN’T be healthy. Turn it down!


Riding with the Window Down

Take the time to "hear out" your kids!

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.

DobroDawg-isms

*Tattoos must be Real Expensive because everyone with them Don't seem to have any money left...

*I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can't wait to show them to my wife!!

*Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon when you were a kid......

*Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting Quietly...

*Apparently, rush hour starts the second I put my key in the ignition, no matter What time I leave........

*The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.............

*Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "Unstable"

*A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
-His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair & makeup are not
done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas
and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring
him home for?"
---"Because he's thinking of getting married...."


*During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab.
Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road.

Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized.
He said, "Sorry about that.
This is my first day as a cab driver.
For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse".


*My wife was absolutely Furious when she discovered I had Untagged myself from some photos she put on Facebook. I said, "They were really Embarrassing!" "Embarrassing???" She screamed, "It was Our Wedding Day you %$#!@!!"

*How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!!!!!

*At a wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living?"
The Bartender was almost crushed to death..