"Yuck-Yuck" Time

An old guy was walking down the street when he glanced down and saw an unusual looking frog. The frog said "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess and we'll make passionate love all night." The old guy picks up the frog and keeps walking, as the frog says, "didn't you hear me?" The old guy replied that at this point in his life he'd rather have a talking frog....